satan-is-my-gbf:

platonicplatypus:

I WISH I WAS CUTE I WISH I WAS A CUTE NICE PERSON WHO WAS SWEET TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME AND GAVE GOOD ADVICE AND HUGGED EVERYONE AND WAS ALWAYS FRIENDLY AND CARING AND USED KAWAII EMOTICONS BUt alas i am onyly an eel,

no u r platypus

(via foreverfondofyou)

tinkerlu:

ISHIMARU DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THE SITUATION AND HE’S SHSL NERVOUS SO HE JUST kEEPS SENDING MONDO TO DETENTION 

(via zachariey)

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

(via zachariey)

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

(via waifumon)

ofmiceandautumn:

mrs-paul-mcbitchface:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

do it guys

Yes please

(via zachariey)