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godheadcomplex:

uu asks dirk to draw him some “pornography”
uu says that dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
uu believes that pictures of kids hugging and holding hands is “pornography” and is shocked when dirk interprets his request for pornography as a request for naked people doing it
dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
dirk has drawn himself jane jake and roxy hanging out
for his entire life

godheadcomplex:

  • uu asks dirk to draw him some “pornography”
  • uu says that dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
  • uu believes that pictures of kids hugging and holding hands is “pornography” and is shocked when dirk interprets his request for pornography as a request for naked people doing it
  • dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
  • dirk has drawn himself jane jake and roxy hanging out
  • for his entire life

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juneniocosu:

Horns + Sweatshirt

A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount

of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and

deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a

sweatshirt I made

  • You can choose any horns you want only 1 tho (unlesstheyarekarkathornsthen2)
  • Including ancestor
  • I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
  • You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
  • You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
  • AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
  • you secretly want that last part.
  • I know it

That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info

  • YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
  • I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
  • I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
  • Please dont use sideblogs for this
  • This will end on the 20th of June

thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3

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fuckyeahhomestuckshipping:

heybuddyboy:

[Photoset description: A series of drawings depicting Terezi and Sollux in deliciously bright colors. In most of the pictures, Terezi is her usual state of salaciously delighted, while Sollux looks disgruntled and/or exasperated. The fanart has all been drawn by tumblr user heybuddyboy (formerly echinoderms), and its charmingly simple style is oh, so compelling. And to what is it compelling you? To team Terezi (hearts) Sollux, of course.]

Team Terezi♥Sollux needs just two more members to qualify for the HSO! Terezi<>Sollux is already full up, but why shouldn’t these two adorable nerds get a chance at flushed feelings as well?

I understand it’s not a popular ship, because hey— not everybody’s been enlightened yet as to its irresistible charms. So, if you need convincing, consider the following:

1. It’s Terezi’s natural tendency to be condescending towards nearly everyone she talks to. Even her friends aren’t immune! She toys with Karkat, with Vriska, with Dave and with Gamzee— and with Nepeta she even goes so far as to admit (within the confines of second-person narration, anyway) that she’s unable to take her antics seriously. But who, might you ask, is the one exception to this rule regarding her conduct? That’s right, it’s Sollux. Sure, Terezi jokes around with Sollux (and rather adorably, if you ask me), and lets him know she’s aware of his personal flaws, but unlike with the others? Terezi seems to be on Sollux’s side, and he seems to know that.

2. Sollux also is not the sort to ingratiate with much of anyone. However, he makes it obvious that he respects Terezi, and perhaps only Terezi. She’s the one he wants to lead the red team opposite his blue team leadership, because himself and Terezi are the only ones in their group whose leadership skills he admits to trusting. Furthermore, he immediately asks for her help after he goes blind. Many of the other characters are skeptical if not outright disbelieving of her unique vision (metaphorical and otherwise), but he trusts her without question to help him adjust.

3. Judging both by their actions and by their interests, Sollux and Terezi are two of the smartest if not the smartest trolls, and I’ll bet you anything they know this about each other. Terezi’s an aspiring legislacerator who picks apart people’s motivations with ease and delight; and Sollux is a masterful hacker and not a bad strategist either. And why does their similar level of intelligence make for a good reason they should be together? Because it’s statistically inarguable that people tend to choose friends and partners of common intelligence levels, and that those who do have an easier time maintaining their relationship.

4. Terezi is one of few characters in Homestuck with the potential to be good for Sollux’s emotional health. Honestly, his emotional state is a bit of a mess, and Terezi is one of the only trolls whose isn’t. For example, Sollux’s other best friend is Karkat, with whom he seems to do little but argue. It’s likely that Karkat provides Sollux with a sense of schadenfreude— since the two of them share hobbies at which Sollux can easily trump him— but relying on the poor state of someone else in order to feel in control of your own situation is not really the greatest emotional crutch. In addition, many of Sollux and Karkat’s interactions serve to drive both of them further into the hole of self-doubt and self-loathing. Terezi, on the other hand, is honest but still respectful of Sollux’s weaknesses, and provides a level of encouragement that could give Sollux something to strive for. If they make such healthy friends, then why couldn’t they make a healthy pair of matesprits?

Oooh, and in case all that isn’t enough, we also have the absolute best potential ship names: Appleberry Blast, Taste the Double Rainbow, Blind Dates, Double-Blind Survey… care to add more? We’d love to have you on team Terezi♥Sollux :D

(well, i guess that signups are closed now, but if you want to join this team, then if you’ve already signed up, you can do it when the shuffle post…er, happens. and it is an excellent team to be on, by the way.)

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zilleniose:

classyapplebees:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.
THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.
DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.
AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.
AND THEN.
AND FUCKING THEN.
AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”
AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE
OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER
OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.
BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”
HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.
SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.
BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.
BITCH.

^ Thank you, Karkat.

zilleniose:

classyapplebees:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.

THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.

DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.

AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.

AND THEN.

AND FUCKING THEN.

AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”

AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE

OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER

OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.

BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”

HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.

SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.

BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.

BITCH.

^ Thank you, Karkat.

(Source: daffyloins)